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Rafe did not look convinced, and I loved hi up a story about your sister’s fiancé"

True "They didn’t take the trouble tohad been part of the faood son they never had And he said he wanted to take care of their perfect daughter Meanwhile, they had this other daughter that was always giving them heart attacks My parents walked in onin their bed"

Rafe laughed into his hand

"I know It’s hysterical I was always that kid When hteen and I was fourteen, irls’ brunch at the Russian Tea Room My sister said, ‘Mom, I think I need birth control’ And then I said, ‘Oh, that’s easy You can just buy condostore That’s what I do’ My mother choked on her caviar"

"Dios"

"Dios shakes his head whenever I get a big idea"

At least I had Rafe s now And I loved his shter…"

"People keep warning me that karma is a bitch"

He shook his head "That’s not what I hter, and she’ll be able to tell you whatever is in her head And you won’t hit the roof -- you’ll just deal with it, you know? The girls in h school and all the aunties start heaping on the guilt ‘Don’t wear short skirts, because the boys will think you’re easy Don’t let him kiss you Don’t let him touch you Go to confession’ It’s crazy"

"I wouldn’t last an hour"

His sh That’s not fair Even if he is slick, they should listen to you"

"I’ve had a long tih I think my mother actually believes me But she doesn’t knohat to do And the more psych classes I take, the easier it is to see that Fucker Tanning is pretty cracked"