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BY JOE HILL

WHAT IS TWITTER?

&039;Twitter is a service for friends, fah the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one si?Answers th and can be sent via e, or the web&039;

- fro this because I&039;m so bored I wish I was dead Hi Twitter Want to knohat I&039; inside

8:17 PM February 28th from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE My didn&039;t that sound melodramatic

8:19 PM February 28th froain Hello Twitterverse I a seconds

8:23 PM February 28th from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Only about 50,000 more until we pack up and finish what is hopefully the last family trip of my life

8:25 PM February 28th froot to Colorado And I don&039;t mean on my snowboard

8:27 PM February 28th from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE We were supposed to spend the break boarding and skiing but it&039;s too cold and won&039;t stop snowing so we had to go to plan B

8:29 PM February 28th from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Plan B is Mom and I face off in a contest to see who can e and hate first

8:33 PM February 28th fro All I have to do to make Mom leave the roo into room where she is now

8:35 PM February 28th from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE She&039;s such a mean bitch

10:11 PM February 28th from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE caseinSD, bevsez, haro Home soon

10:41 PM February 28th from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE caseinSD Hell no I&039; to read any of this She&039;s never going to know about it

10:46 PM February 28th fro, it&039;s not like I&039; to tell her

10:48 PM February 28th fro she said to o? She said the reason I don&039;t like Colorado is because I can&039;t blog about it

10:53 PM February 28th fro the net is more real forreally happens till sos about it

10:55 PM February 28th from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Or writes about it on their Facebook page Or at least sends an instant e about it She says the internet is &039;life-validation&039;

10:55 PM February 28th froo online because it&039;s fun She has this attitude that people socially network &039;cause they&039;re scared to die It&039;s deep

10:58 PM February 28th fros their own death No one instant es about it No one&039;s Facebook status ever says &039;dead&039;

10:59 PM February 28th from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE So for online people, death doesn&039;t happen People go online to hide froht from her lips

11:01 PM February 28th froht to write fortune cookies for a living You see why I want to strangle her With an Ethernet cable

11:02 PM February 28th fro about hiirl frohed

11:06 PM February 28th from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE I told Mom, no, the reason I hate Colorado is &039;cause I&039;m stuck with her and it&039;s all waaaaay too real

11:09 PM February 28th froot this s bitch look on her face and then Dad thren his book & left the room

11:11 PM February 28th from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE I feel worst for hione forever but he&039;s stuck with her for life and all her anger and the rest of it

11:13 PM February 28th froot us plane tickets now Suddenly our van is looking like the setting for a cage match duel to the death

11:15 PM February 28th froether for 3 days Who will eerms Personally I predict no survivors

11:19 PM February 28th from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Arrr Fuck Shit It was dark when I went to bed and it is dark now and Dad says it&039;s ti

6:21 AM March 1st froave the condo a careful search to ot left behind, which is how she found me

7:01 AM March 1st fro place

7:02 AM March 1st froht to take between thirty-five and forty hours I offer this as conclusive proof there is no God

7:11 AM March 1st fro on Twitter just to piss Mo on ed in a sinful act

7:23 AM March 1st fro in touch withand unpopular

7:25 AM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTEthen I&039;d be just like her when she was 17 And I&039;d also et knocked up by 19

7:25 AM March 1st fro down thedown the mountain in the snow 1 onna blow

7:30 AM March 1st frolorious fa to come when I barf on my little brother&039;s head

7:49 AM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE If ind up in a snowbank and have a Donner Party, I knohose ass they&039;ll be chewing on first Mine

7:52 AM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Of coursemadly for someone to rescue us

7:54 AM March 1st froshot out of rubber from the tyres, kill squirrels with it, stitch a fur bikini out of &039;eot saved

7:56 AM March 1st froo out of his mind because we&039;d have to burn his books to stay warm

8:00 AM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Eric would put on a pair of my pantyhose Not to stay warm Just cause my little brother wants to wear my pantyhose

8:00 AM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE I wrote that last bit cause Eric was looking over my shoulder

8:02 AM March 1st fro etting laid in high school

8:06 AM March 1st froross but I love hiht him to knit while ere snowed in here in happy CO and he knitted himself a cocksock and then she was sorry

8:11 AM March 1st froht to make me take down

8:13 AM March 1st fro becauseideas to blog about

8:14 AM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE But on Twitter every post can only be 140 letters long Which is enough roo to ever happen to me

8:15 AM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE True Check it out

8:15 AM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Born School Mall Cell phone Driver&039;s peroes thecareer Need to lose 10 lbs

8:19 AM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Think that covers it

8:20 AM March 1st fro in the ht in a storold Goodbye beautiful mountains

9:17 AM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Hello not so beautiful Utah desert Utah is brown and puckered like Judy Kennedy&039;s weird nipples

9:51 AM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE caseinSD Yes she does have weird nipples And it doesn&039;tEveryone notices

10:02 AM March 1st froebrush!!!!!! W00t!

11:09 AM March 1st fro on my pantyhose He&039;s bored Mom thinks its funny but Dad is stressed

12:20 PM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE I dared Eric to wear a skirt in the diner to get our takeout Dad says no Mo

12:36 PM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE I prooth to the pool party in April so he can see her in her tacky bikini

12:39 PM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Theres no way he&039;ll do it

12:42 PM March 1st fro into the diner with him to make sure he isn&039;t killed by offended Mormons

12:44 PM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Eric calad to be in the van right now

12:59 PM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Dad says Eric sat at the bar and talked football with this big trucker guy Trucker guy was fine with the skirt and pantyhose

1:03 PM March 1st fro it The skirt He&039;s probably a total closet tranny Sicko Course that would be fun We could shop together

1:45 PM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE caseinSD Yes we do have to invite a certain goth to the pool party now She probably won&039;t even coht burns her

2:09 PM March 1st from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Every time I start to fall asleep the van hits a bump and my head falls off the seat

11:01 PM March 1st fro to sleep

11:31 PM March 1st fro to sleep

1:01 AM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Oh fuck Eric He&039;s asleep and he looks like he&039;s having a wet dreaoth chick

1:07 AM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Meanwhile I&039;d have a better chance of sleeping if there were only steel pins inserted under my eyelids

1:09 AM March 2nd froht now I just want to hold thisas I can

6:11 AM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE I just want to be ho myself

8:13 AM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Okay This is why I was happy earlier It was 4 in theand Moot me

10:21 AM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE She said it wasin Cali and she just said get behind the wheel

10:22 AM March 2nd froot pulled over to wake her up and we&039;d switch and everything would be all right

10:23 AM March 2nd froer seat and I drove We were down in the desert and the sun came up behind us

10:25 AM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE And then there were coyotes in the road In the red sunlight They were all over the interstate and I stopped so I wouldn&039;t hit them

10:26 AM March 2nd froold and the sun was in their fur and there were sothere like they aiting for me

10:28 AM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE I wanted to take a picture with ure out where I left it While I was looking for it they disappeared

10:31 AM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE When Moht she&039;d be mad I didn&039;t shake her awake to see them so I said I was sorry

10:34 AM March 2nd frolad I didn&039;t wake her up, because that moment was just for ain

10:35 AM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE But then in the place we ate breakfast I was looking atto the waitress, we apologize for her

10:37 AM March 2nd fro there waiting for my order and I didn&039;t notice

10:40 AM March 2nd froht and I was tired and zoned out and that&039;s why I didn&039;t notice, not &039;cause I was looking at the phone

10:42 AM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE And Mo a waitress herself and that it was deed

10:45 AM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Just to rub it in And she can be coht and I can still hate the way she makes me feel like shit at every opportunity

10:46 AM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE I napped but I don&039;t feel better

4:55 PM March 2nd froo the slowest possible route by way of every back road Mom says he missed a turn and added 100 miles to the trip

6:30 PM March 2nd fro OMG I want out of this van

6:37 PM March 2nd fro you to find soain Say you have to pee

6:49 PM March 2nd fro Please

6:49 PM March 2nd fro you psychic signals, I was not signaling to you to pull over for this

6:57 PM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Mom doesn&039;t want to pull over either Write it down, kids, first ti

7:00 PM March 2nd fro a prick now He says there was no point in taking backroads if eren&039;t going to find some culture

7:02 PM March 2nd fro called the Circus of the Dead The ticket guy looks really REALLY sick Not funny sick SICK sick

7:06 PM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Sores around his ot a pet rat His pet rat dived in his pocket and came out with the tickets

7:08 PM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE No it wasn&039;t cute None of us want to touch the tickets

7:10 PM March 2nd fro the lot is 1/2 e top is a black tent with holes in it

7:13 PM March 2nd fro whatever I&039; on my phone She wouldn&039;t want

7:17 PM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Oh that was shitty She just said to Dad that I&039;ll love the circus because it&039;ll be just like the internet

7:18 PM March 2nd froe boards are full of firebreathers and blogs are for people who can&039;t live without a spotlight on theoing to tweet like 5 times a minute and make her insane

7:21 PM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE The usher is a funny old Mickey Rooney type with a bowler and a cigar He also has on a hazet bitten

7:25 PM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE I almost fell twice on the walk to our seats Guess they&039;re savingon lights I&039;ht Hope there isn&039;t a fire

7:28 PM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE God this is the stinkiest circus ever I don&039;t knohat I&039; Are those the animals? Call PETA

7:30 PM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE I can&039;t believe how many people there are Every seat is taken Don&039;t knohere this crowd came from

7:31 PM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE Theylot Oh, wait, they just flipped on a spotlight Showti heart, restrain yourself

7:34 PM March 2nd froot Eric and Dad&039;s attention The ringmistress came out on stilts and she&039;s practically naked Fishnets and top hat

7:38 PM March 2nd from Tweetie

TYME2WASTE She&039;s weird She talks like she&039;s stoned Did Iher around?

7:40 PM March 2nd froross They have on big clown shoes, and polka dot outfits, and clown makeup

7:43 PM March 2nd fro off, and beneath it they&039;re all rotted and black Yow! They alrabbed her She&039;s quick

7:44 PM March 2nd from Tweetie