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"Look, you don&039;t even have to go to the florist, okay? I&039;ve got a book full of pictures for you to look at"

"Darling, I trust your taste impeccably I&039;m sure whatever you choose will be appropriate to the lovely occasion"

"You&039;re lying! You think I keep my taste in ht-faced, "that I never used that phrase"

Tina, who had been coet God-knohat, abruptly turned around

"Freeze!" I shouted "I&039;ve got a bone to pick with you, too"

"How can I serve you, my queen?" she asked, all innocent When she wanted, she could look like a sixteen-year-old kid

"How about not hacking intoSinclair eat three hundred pages? How about that?"

Tina looked over at Sinclair, who had suddenly rediscovered that the Wall Street Journal printed stock prices No help there

"Look, I know you&039;re the king&039;s man-er, so to speak-and you feel like you can&039;t say no to him, but-"

"It&039;s not that"

"What?"

"Not entirely that," she amended "If I may be frank, Majesty, I don&039;t think his little school project was at all appropriate You do have enelared at the two of them, the undead Frick and Frack

"I s easier for them? There is a difference between dishonesty and discretion"

Oh, like either of those tould know "Look, just leave my friend&039;s stuff alone, okay? I&039;ve already talked to Sinclair about this, and he&039;s going to undo the &039;you are getting verrrrrrry sleeeeeepy&039; thing"

"He is?"

"I a "It&039;s truly an ahting a srabbed the mail and walked out

"As for you You don&039;t even have to pick the flowers you like, okay? Just pick the ones you absolutely loathe, can&039;t stand the sight of, and I&039;ll be sure those aren&039;t anywhere near you on the big day"

"Darling," he said, turning the page, "I just don&039;t have intensely strong feelings for flowers"

"But you were raised on a far, I have a penis Ergo I have no preferences"

"When are you and your penis going to get with the progra in the door Tina had just left by "Just do what she asks, and it&039;ll all be over that much sooner For everybody"

"Way to make it sound fun, Jess"

"It&039;s not fun, Bets Not for anyone but you" She pulled up a chair and sat down Eric was looking at her with some interest

"At last," he said "So this wedding since she was in the seventh grade Honest to God She used to bring Brides azine to study hall, and she&039;d show me the dress, the tux, the cake, the flowers She even had the name of your kids picked out She still does that"