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"And after that," she said confidentially, "we&039;re going to start with reading and math"

"Oh, boy"

"He already kno Hehinored that "So what else? Flowers? And then what? You&039;ve got the gown picked out"

"Yup Picked it up last week The nice thing about being dead is one fitting pretty o What else?"

"The tastingto pull that off?"

"It&039;s wine for them, juice and stuff for the rest of us" I heard myself say that and wondered: Who did I think "us" was?

"Oh Good work And?"

"The cake Not for us" There was that word again! "But there will be souys there You, Marc,her"

"You are? Well, maybe she&039;ll have a face-lift scheduled that day"

I perked up "Maybe You think? Anyway I&039;, topped with chocolate-covered strawberries And, you know, ivory basket-weave fondant icing"

"Stop, you&039;re et Sinclair to go tux shopping"

"Why? He&039;s got a million of them"

"Yeah, but this is the tux Thespecial"

"Maybe in a nice powder blue," she suggested

I laughed "Or canary yellow Can you iain Actually, he seems pretty close to it He, uh, doesn&039;t seeuys Which is weird, given his cool metrosexualness"

I hadn&039;t heard that exact term (which had been sooo trendy the year before but was nooefully overused) applied to Sinclair, but I only had to ht He had a big dick, adored wouys, insisted on redecorating all the parlors, was a foodie and a tea snob Ah, the love of my life Great in bed and would only drink tea fros Whodathunkit

I sat down on one of the chairs and watched George busily crochet Speaking of metrosexuals He&039;d already done four inches across

"You kno it is Sinclair&039;s like a tick, he gets so stubborn &039;We&039;re married by vampire law, a cereh," she said sy and tossing h the air: red, blue, yellow, purple "But you know it&039;s not a question of love You know that, right?"

"I guess"

"Coot that cleared up at Halloweenti for you He&039;s done anything for you It&039;s not his fault he&039;s considered you guys to be htto be the first va in the history of dead people?"

"So?"

"Uain And a vaet uess since the Book of the Dead claims we&039;re already married, it&039;s never actually been done"

"So?"

"Exactly," I said firives a damn if it&039;s never been done? No reason not to do it But I&039; "I just realized If you did, you&039;d be Sink Lair"

"Don&039;t even tell me"

"Better not tell him He&039;s kind of a traditionalist"

Exactly what had been worrying me lately