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It&039;s hard to describe what happened next-it was fast, and it was dirty and weird Not dear-Penthouse-foru-Day dirty and weird, either The bad dirty and weird

We fell We fell for a long ti a Gandalf and we fell soh us (don&039;t askand sounds I didn&039;t in the least understand, sounds I had never heard in ain

My head hurt fro her shins I wished the Antichrist were a guy so I could rack him in the balls I wished I were still holed up in our bedroo my Jimmy Choo snake-embossed pumpsthe toes came to a wicked point I wished I hadn&039;t had that extra s to be the first vampire queen to barf strawberry smake that a strawberry-banana sed to wrench herself free This would be a sha except ere in hell, her territory And I was scared

Not of her-okay, a little of her I&039;d seen a side of Laura today I&039;d never dreamed existed Which made me a moron, since I&039;d seen her kill people

But I was too new to being a vaht back I&039;d hurt her in a way soet back froht be the badass Antichrist, but she had a human body, which came with a skull and a neck, and both were breakable So I let her twist free

Which was duain (still?) Except this ti me as we plummeted

Wake up

I didn&039;t have anyone

Wake up, Betsy!

I just kept falling, alone

Wake up!

Forever Or h hell, and me without a watch