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Ah, if only they knehat our true nature is, I sighed, and took out &039;Transsexual&039; As the chef of the Grand Duke Mikhail Alexandrovich used to say, before the revolution: &039;You can&039;t spoil gruel with butter, but you can spoil butter with gruel&039; So about it for a while, I decided to replace &039;Mistress and Slave Girl services&039; with &039;Mistress, Slave Girl and Ray of Light services&039; That didn&039;t iinary ones, but it opened up wide scope for fantasy

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The choice proved difficult because every alternative tinted the services inthe strap-on and the fisting with new nuances ofEventually I settled on an old black and white photograph - me in front of a set of bookshelves, with a volume of Alexander Blok in my hands The book was The Snow Mask, and the photo itself, taken in the 1930s, had a ical, lie of Russian literature - which was very appropriate for the final service offered in atives and daguerrotypes digitized

All that left me to do was choose le and chose a na - Adele, which reminded ood quality photo and it took up half a abyte I clicked on the &039;send&039; button My little face obediently sh the wires into the wall, ept into the telephone cable and skipped along the electrical backbone of the street, to be intertwined with the other na from God knehere to God knehere else, as it dashed towards the distant network gateway

The call in response to the announce, shortly after eleven The client&039;s naht by the line about the Russian knout It turned out that he had his own Russian knout, in fact not just one of them, but five - four on a special carved wooden stand and one in his tennis bag

Let ht away that I would quite happily have thrown all mention of Pavel Ivanovich out of my memoirs, but without him the narrative would be incomplete He played an important part in my life, in the saht if the heroine happens to walk through it on her way to the other bank of the river of fate And so I shall have to tell you about hi details Soames have a &039;Tx2&039; button, and after you press it time moves twice as fast as before So now I&039;ll press my little &039;Tx2&039; button and try to boil hienes Laertius who told the story about a philosopher who studied for three years to rid hi money to every man who insulted hi out money, but the habitual skills renoraan to laugh &039;Well, did you ever,&039; he said, &039;today I received for nothing what I&039;d been paying for three whole years!&039;

When I first read about this, I felt envious that I didn&039;t have any similar practice in my life But after I met Pavel Ivanovich I realized that now I did

Pavel Ivanovich was an elderly scholar of the humanities who looked like a ht-wing liberal (I didn&039;t understand what this outrageous word-co the common trend he had repented to such an extent that he had assumed personal responsibility for all the woes of the ging once or twice a week fro it to earn a living by flogging old perverts instead of studying in university And so he was caught in a closed circle, which I ht possibly have pondered onthe session That destroyed all the mystery

If he&039;d had a real sex worker fro Russia, she would never have agreed to be paid only 50 dollars for a one-hour session Flogging someone is hard work, even when the procedure isto Pavel Ivanovich&039;s place not just for the sake of the money, but also because he irritateduncontrollable spasms of wild fury in me I had to summon up all my willpower to keep one for richer sponsors, but character has to be trained during the difficult periods of life, when theit is not obvious That&039;s when it does the oing on, Pavel Ivanovich gave me a detailed account of all the reasons for his repentance I was going to take another 50 dollars an hour for this understanding, and I was just waiting for theup the e But it never cath:

&039;Between 1940 and 1946, my dear, the volume of industrial output in Russia fell by twenty-five per cent And that ith all the horrors of war But between 1990 and 1999 it sluhis Khan and Hitler taken together And that&039;s not just colitz writes - the chief economist of the World Bank and a Nobel Prize winner Have you read Globalisation and its Discontents? What a terrifying book! And America doesn&039;t even need the atoanization and the International Monetary Fund&039;

I actually began to forget what I was doing there in his apart on the table between us reed that Pavel Ivanovich&039;s repentance was total, e not only the economic aspect of the Russian reforms, but also the cultural history of the last few decades

&039;Did you know,&039; he said, staring keenly into my eyes, &039;that the CIA actually financed the beatnik oal was to create an attractive ie of the West for our youth They wanted to pretend that America has fun So they did - and for a while they even believed it the of all is that all these children of LSD generals who tried KGB and strove so hard to copy the beatniks really were doing just what the CIA wanted, that is, they were co the very sin the Party accused theentsia, the nerve systeentsia&039;s debt of guilt to the nation, he kept using two terentsia&039; and &039;intellectuals&039; After a while I just had to ask:

&039;But what difference is there between a entsia and an intellectual?&039;

&039;There&039;s a very big difference,&039; he replied &039;I can only try to explain it allegorically Do you understand what that means?&039;

I nodded

&039;When you were still very little, there were a hundred thousand people living in this city ere paid for kissing the ass of a loathsoon - which you probably don&039;t even re days I really had seen a red dragon, but I&039;d already forgotten what it looked like - the only thing I could remember was my own fear It was unlikely that Pavel Ivanovich had that incident in mind

&039;Of course, those hundred thousand people hated the dragon, and they dreaainst the dragon So, anyway, they caon with lipstick that they got fro a new life&039;

&039;But what have the intell -&039;

&039;Wait,&039; he said, raising his hand &039;At first they thought that under the toad they would be doing exactly the saet ten times as much money for it But it turned out that instead of a hundred thousand ass-kissers there was only a deht-hour shifts to give the toad a never-ending royal blowjob And which of the hundred thousand those three would be, would be decided by an open competition, in which candidates would not only have to demonstrate their advanced professional skills, but also the ability to smile optimistically with the corners of their mouths while they were at work&039;

&039;I&039;m afraid I&039;ve lost the thread&039;

&039;Well, this is the thread Those hundred thousand people were called the intelligentsia And those three are called intellectuals&039;

I have one quirk that is rather hard to explain I can&039;t stand it when anyone uses the word blowjob in my presence - outside the context of work, at least I don&039;t knohy, but it just drives me wild And in addition, Pavel Ivanovich&039;s explanation seemed like such a crude, boorish hint at ot about the additional fee I&039;d been planning to ask for

&039;Are you talking about a blowjob so that I can understand? On the basis of my experience of life?&039;

&039;Of course not, s in those terms because then I start to understand the point myself And the point here is not your experience of life, but azine during his flogging That was insulting enough But when he started prodding the article with his finger and , &039;Why don&039;t you just keep your et annoyed and interrupted the procedure, that is, I planted the suggestion of a pause in his ?&039; he asked in surprise

&039;Tell ellation here, or is this a library day?&039;

&039;I&039;,&039; he said, &039;this interview&039;s outrageous It&039;s absolutely incredible!&039;

He slapped his fingers down on the ainst detective novels, but I can&039;t stand it when the people rite thes in Russia&039;

&039;Why?&039;

&039;It&039;s just like so-distance truck driver so she can give hi him instructions about how to flush the carburettor in a frost&039;

Pavel Ivanovich clearly didn&039;t understand just how insulting that sounds in a conversation with a sex worker But I becae before it overwhelmed me, so that my soul was i with that?&039; I asked in a perfectly natural voice &039;Maybe she&039;s serviced so many truckers that she&039;s picked up all the subtle points and now she really can teach hi, I pity the kind of truck drivers who need to take advice froet very far&039;

&039;An underage blowjob provider&039; - that hat he said Why, what aI caught another outburst of fury in the very instant it began, and stopped the anger before it couldon to a surfboard during a stor over the waves of destructive emotions that can&039;t even touch you If only it had always been like this, I thought, so er livesI did-n&039;t argue with Pavel Ivanovich about the substance of what he said It&039;s best if we foxes who follow the Supreme Tao don&039;t have any opinions of our own on suchwas clear: Pavel Ivanovich was an invaluable exercisethe spirit

Unfortunately, I realized too late that the load was too heavy for me The first time I lost control it didn&039;t lead to any injuries I was driven wild by a phrase about Nabokov (not to mention the fact that he had a photocopy of an article entitled &039;The appearance of the hairdresser to the waiters: the pheno on his desk)

I had loved Nabokov since the 1930s, ever since I used to get hold of his Paris texts frohly placed clients in the NKVD What a breath of fresh air those typed pages were in Stalin&039;s gloomy capital! I remember I was particularly struck by one place in the &039;Paris Poem&039;, which I didn&039;t come across until after the war:

Life is irreversible -

It will be staged in a new theatre,

In a different ith different actors

But the ultiic carpet

And make the ornament of the present

Match the pattern of the past

Vladimir Vladimirovich wrote that about us foxes That&039;s exactly e do, constantly folding the carpet We watch the endless perfor human actors who behave as if they were the first people ever to perfore They all die off with incredible speed, and their place is taken by the new intake, who begin playing out the same old parts with the sa, soed for a long, long time And since we can rememberfor lost beauty and s at onceAnd by the way, that carpet from &039;Paris Poem&039; was later inherited by Hu, Dolores Haze?

What ic carpet?

I knohat make it is It oven in Paris on a suantic white clouds frozen in the azure heavens, and it travelled to America in a rollIt took all the abomination of the Second World War, all the monstrosity of the choices that it dictated, for that carpet to be hung up in Humbert&039;s reception roomand then this scholar of the hu, is such a contradictory thing Dostoevsky questioned whether it was permissible if it was paid for by a child&039;s tear But Nabokov, on the other hand, doubted whether happiness could ever be possible without it&039;

I couldn&039;t tolerate a vile insult like that to a dead writer and threw the whip down on the floor IPavel Ivanovich think he was being flogged, I made him see the whip hit the floor so hard that it left a dent in the parquet I had to scrape it out afterwards by hand, when he went to the shower I always avoid arguing with people, but this ti seriously, as if I ith another fox:

&039;I feel insulted when soodfather of American paedophilia That&039;s such a profoundly mistaken view of the writer Re for himself when he describes the forbidden charth He speaks for hire terms, in the very merest hint, the impressive financial resources that allow Humbert to freewheel round America with Lolita A writer&039;s true heart speaks out very furtively&039;

I remembered where I was and stopped I took Lolita&039;s story very personally and very seriously Forand pure, and Humbert Humbert was the metaphorical chairman of this world&039;s board of directors Apart froe (&039;Age: five thousand three hundred days&039;) it was enough to replace the word &039;days&039; with &039;years&039; and it would more or less fit me Naturally, I didn&039;t share that observation with Pavel Ivanovich

&039;Go on, go on,&039; he said in a about wasn&039;t a green young schoolgirl, but the modest financial security that would allow him to catch butterflies in peace so shameful in such a dream for a Russian nobleman who has realized the vanity of the heroic feat of a human life And the choice of subject for the book intended to provide that security offers less insight into the secret aspirations of his heart than what he thought about his new fellow-countryht about him And the fact that the book turned out to be a masterpiece isn&039;t hard to explain either - talent is hard to conceal&039;

As I concluded this tirade, in ood reason

I&039; innocent eyes Creatures like that don&039;t utter long sentences about the work of writers from the last century They talk sis And now

&039;Well, didn&039;t you get carried away,&039; Pavel Ivanovich , eh? Where did you pick up all that stuff?&039;

&039;Here and there,&039; I said in a et into an arguain, but only to exploit hiyth But it was too late

In ive way to social instincts acquired in other times, and in a culture that was very dissiyroscopes trained on a planet which was blown to bits: it&039;s best not to think where the course they indicate ht lead to

The people who lived in ancient China were highly spiritual If I&039;d dee of the classical canon to any scholar then, he&039;d have gone into debt in order to reward me with double pay and he would have sent a letter in verse to my home, bound to a branch of plum blosso si to Pavel Ivanovich about Nabokov But the result was quite different

The next time we met, Pavel Ivanovich asked me to conduct the session on credit because he&039;d just bought a refrigerator He expressed this request in the spirit of a secret accomplice, an old cohts of the spirit A poet borrowing a bottle of ink froht have spoken like that I couldn&039;t refuse