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Chapter One

“Everyone down on the floor!”

Matt O’Connor always knew there was a reason he hated banks, but it wasn’t until this exact o insane And a building full of it? Well, apparently that made people turn into idiots

Yup, idiots That was the only word he could use to describe the three s and Loans with pantyhose covering their faces They wore ill-fitting camo outfits that they’d probably picked up at a discount army surplus store, and the o of the weapons wasn’t their strong suit The third guy, whose long black hair stuck out from beneath his ridiculous pantyhose mask, held his 9rip a gun, he was as inept as the others

Several feht of the robbers, ie tiled floor An older gentle himself dohile a couple of others just stood frozen in place as if they couldn’t figure out if this was for real or if they were being punk’d

“This is a bank robbery!” Black Hair shouted

Matt rolled his eyes First of all, no shit Secondly, didn’t robbers say so like “this is a hold-up?” Who used the words bank robbery during a bank robbery?

“You! Yeah, you, shaved head!”

Huh They were talking to hiun pointed at his face, this one wielded by a guy with a huge hooked nose that the hose couldn’t hide “I said down on the ground”

With a sigh, Matt bent to his knees Then, when the gun waved in front of his eyes, he reluctantly lay on his stomach He could probably have taken down this trio of morons in less than ten seconds, but didn’t want to do anything rash, not until he got a better feel for these guys Chances were, their weapons weren’t even loaded, but he still decided to let it play out He was tired froh on the SEAL obstacle course back on base, and besides, he was kinda curious to see how these robbers planned to carry out their heist

Hook Nose moved away froun at the overweight security guard whose only atte “I’uard!” when the three ht red sneakers paced the lobby, watching the patrons lying on the floor, while Black Hair headed for the nearest teller and said, “Where’s the er?”

Matt heard tentative footsteps from behind the counter and then a woer”

“Listen here,” Black Hair yelled

“Okay, we can all hear you,” an annoyed female voice ”

He shifted his head, surprised when he noticed the blonde hottie lying on her stomach a couple of feet from him He hadn’t noticed her when he’d come in, and since he could describe each and every last detail about each and every last person in this bank, he deduced that Blondieto the teller Because he definitely would’ve re by the long, lithe body stretched out on the floor, and her hair was the palest shade of yellow, falling into a pair of big gray eyes The h, was that she didn’t see, she looked bored by this entire situation

Spotting hi over at her, Blondie rolled her eyes and whispered, “Do you think they bought Bank Robbing for Dummies to prepare for this caper?”

“Nobody is going to get hurt!” Black Hair was shouting at the bank er “We just want the money”