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Dedication

I’m often asked to name my favorite character, of my books I mean, and I always say Mandy I like all of my characters, or at least most of ‘e steady So when readers tell iddy inside I love Mandy and it means a lot to me that you love her too So I dedicate this book to all the Mandy fans, especially to one fan in particular, Leanna, rote in a recent review of book 2, Margaritas by Moonlight, “I NEED much more Mandy in my life” Thank you Leanna and thanks to everyone else who has been with me on this ride One of my dreams is to see Mandy in her own TV show Who knows, MAYBE Mandy will make it there one day

I also want to thank all of uys always help me clean up my work Thank you Alicia, Maureen, Chrisstine, Riley, Zara, and Jocqueline As always, thanks to Kendall for helping s as possible Love you guys!

Mandy is a fictional character who fully understands the need to use protection during sex She ALWAYS uses contraceptives If it is notdown of the story or interruption to the fantasy element Have fun and be safe!

Chapter 1 – Know When to Fold

How did I end up naked at this dining roo panties So how did I end up sitting across frohs?

He called me a MILF

Yes, I was called a MILF the other day For anyone who doesn’t already know, that’s a “Mom I’d Like to Fuck”

The interesting thing is, I’ainst theme as one of the “mature” chicks he watches in porn videos And I’ old

Pete’s a towel boy at h to call me a mom he’d like to fuck? Well, that part’s sort of my fault I did kind of ask him if he’d “dry these off for me”

By these I was talking about my tits and I only asked because Jill dareddare She even put the cherry on top

I never expected to be offended I don’t knohat I expected him to say but MILF wasn’t it I think when heopen because he actually reached out and closed it for er than he should have

“MILF?” I asked

“You don’t knohat it means?”

“I knohat it fucking means, you twerp”

“It’s a compliment”

“It would be if I had a toddler running around somewhere”

He didn’t respond Ilike, “Well let ive you a toddler” Or, “How about you spank me like a mama?”

No, he remained silent Suddenly I was on the defensive and with ed, sexually-hyped, modern-woman attitude, that meant I needed to show him who’s boss

So I leaned in close to him and whispered in his ear, “What you said to me was really really rude Shohat you’d do to a MILF and I ht let it slide”