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CHAPTER 1
Is he serious? What an assface! I stu shoulders with someone
“Watch it, bitch” I look up to see a pointy-nosed girl surrounded by a pack of nasty friends, all sneering at me I have no friends here, not yet
The truth is, my life sucks It’s sucktacularly fucked up and I refuse to cry on the first day of college, but I’ the plate of shit my wonderful boyfriend just force-fed me Excuse me, force-texted me The asswipe texted me He didn’t even call Theis overrated
I et the hell out of there, before they hogtie ht of stairs Not that I’ve ever seen anyone hogtied, but this is Texas, right? I’m out of my element, by far
As I hurry away, I hear ht, Bacon! You better run!” The girls all giggle like Chelsey just said the funniest thing they’ve ever heard Great She’s leader of the bitch pack Why can’t I ever attract a psycho sans backup? My luck sucks Have I said that? Well, bad luck is my key feature and the bane of my existence
As I haul ass across the quad, my phone chirps Don’t look at the screen Don’t look at it! I chant to ht be an apology He irlfriend and texted me by accident Uh, wait That’d be worse I think
The thing is, we’ve been together since ere kids Our parents used to joke that we’d be married one day, as if it were ether On the day weoutside when a terrified bunny chased Matt the two blocks fro blindly, Mattme for the bunny to attack instead of him
Okay, this bunny was the size of a solds In an effort to save their gardens fro rabbit food, the sweet little old ladies in the neighborhood were actively trying to poison it I saved that rabbit frorannies and my prize was Matt He called rade school, and ive each other Boogerface or Rabbit Slayer? Please Like that’s even a choice
Matt and I have been together so long, I’ve forgotten what it feels like to be apart Now the unthinkable has happened and I’m two thousandto me
I pluck the phone from my pocket and scan the screen
There’s this other thing…
Fuck Like it could get worse He already broke up with me What’s worse than that?
I type back, I doubt it
No, you need to know There’s someone else I’m in love with her, Kerry