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Maybe

Fifteenjust that All aroundsteadily drunker—so drunk, in fact, that Skye just crowned another instructor Priscilla, Queen of the Dicksert I have no idea where the title co the woman’s name is Lela, but it’s not like I’oes on in these woht now

Across the bar fro Hot I Get Burned Just Looking at Him is obviously amused Whether by my atteue or by ly ridiculous antics, I’m not sure I tell myself it’s the latter as I bat my eyes at him, but the truth is I just don’t know

“Whoaaaaa,” Autu down in the empty seat beside mine “Who Is That?”

“Who?” I ask, but she’s not buying the whole ain, I wouldn’t if I was in her position, either

“The guy I would totally have noticed earlier if I wasn’t sitting on the other side of the table,” she tells me “You know, the hottie over there who can’t take his eyes off of you”

“I think you’re confused”

“Really?” She raises one skeptical brow “Because fro, that ood way”

“Yeah, well, I, he, just, we, uible list of words before finally just shutting up and reaching fors

She laughs Cackles, actually, and all but rubs her hands together in glee She ht now she looks like a Disney villain hatching her evil plot “You should go talk to him”

“I’o talk to him”

“But you should It’s obvious he wants you”

“It’s not the least bit obvious,” I tell her If it ouldn’t he be over here already?

“You should totally go over there Right, Skye?” she asks, raising her voice to enlist the help of tonight’s bride-to-be

“Absolutely,” Skye says without even asking what Autu about

“See?” she says, turning back to ht, everyone?”

“Right,” choruses one of Skye’s other friends, whose name I don’t even know

“They have no idea what you’re talking about”

“Sure, we do!” Skye says, and she’s so happily drunk that she’s bouncing up and down in her seat “You need another drink”

“I don’t—”