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Chapter One

August 1, 2012

Sex Education

No e (sixteen or nineteen), or what school you attended (Cothis as fact wasn’t difficult because I had endured Coraduation Even so, because of my switch to a Mys school, and because Law dictated Mysticals weren’t adults until they were twenty-two, I was currently one of the few sopho down on my seat as Mr Busk — or, Mr Beak, as I “intellectually” called hi two condoms on my desktop

Mine wasn’t the only lucky desk he added this stunning addition to He placed two condoms on everyone’s desk To add insult to injury, Mrs Fowler — I had no mental nickname for her because I actually liked her — lifted a basket and began placing an extra-enormous banana and a normal sized banana on each person’s desk

Ra to the front of the roo into it She cleared her throat, lifting an extra-large banana high into the air “Mysticals are naturally more endowed than Coular sized banana, holding them side-by-side Point made

“In review of last year, and in case you go against our teachings,” the entire class got the hairy eyeball, “abstinence, if you’ve already forgotten,” a look at the bananas in her hands, “you need to be prepared for the variation of sizes” She used the huge banana to point at the regular one “Just because it’s slare enco heavily, Mrs Fowler’s hand flicked: a silent order to commence the condom application

I bit , since Mys were known for their…friendliness Plus, she had called it a germ While diseases couldn’t touch us in any serious way, a Coive us flu-like symptoms for teeks if one was contracted fro consequences (or possible death) Coms would face

Last year, we even had the pleasure to view the videos, and snapshots, of these Com diseases Fun tiht after those horrific shots Did parents seriously know their “kid’s” teachers were showing X-rated pictures with disgusting and disturbing things wrong with Com private parts?

I was betting “no”

Elly sat toher smaller banana, her white eyebrows raised “You really think Coms are this size?”

My lips twitched “Sometimes smaller”

Elly’s already raised brows shot to her identical white hairline “How do you know that?” She paused before herout on me!” Of course, this comment earned attention from others and she leaned closer “Who was he?”

I slunk down further while most stared “Just so with hi it with soh of relief as my classmates went back to their project when they heard I didn’t have anything impressive to say