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There is noup sand There hasn’t been a man for otten which hole the penis goes in There? NO
Mika and Tinsley have coument
Tinsley was playing with my toy! And I wanted it back!
He bit me!
I’ve heard this story a thousand bloody times I kno it ends
I leave the pooey trousers to soak in the ater (though I know it’d be best to just incinerate the toddlers
I’ood at my job I have a special touch with children, like Tinkerbell or one of the Muppets I check Tinsley’s ar ive her a littlethen force out a y from Mika Once that’s done, I draft an incident report and tack it to the outside of my door for an assistant to take to the headmistress
The two tots hug and walk off holding hands, best pals once again
I place ht now, the children are having free play, or as this snazzy preschool insists on calling it, “interpretive creative tilance at the clock tells ht—the parents of The Day School expect their wee children to get a real education here, not just search for boogies and mutilate Play-Doh all day
As such, I spent ten hours ofa blown-up version of an atom out of papier-allery in SoHo and they’d probably be able to sell it to some loaded art collector for more than my annual salary
I’m meant to teach the toddlers what protons, neutrons, and electrons are It’s o, I would have laughed at this concept Preschoolers learning about atoms?! What about colors and letters? Ha ha ha No These kids already know all of that If put to the test, they probably know ht Best to keep thee here
“One, two, three! Eyes on ame “Toys down! Hands up!” Several pairs of hands shoot up into the air, fingers wiggling with glee “Tiather round the circle table We’ve got an important science lesson to learn today”
The Day School is the pre center on the Upper East Side Parents put their children on our waitlist when they’re littlethey won’t do to ensure their child earns a spot here There is no behavior too extreistration day They’ve hired private investigators to tail our headifts to bribe their way in (This particular tactic I happen to really love Please send more cookie bouquets! You won’t hear complaints from me!)