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I call that Twitter list Dirty Heaven Ifounder So Dirty Heaven is dom and I’m the queen

I’ll stop here to take a bow

Besides being a list, Dirty Heaven is an online coht across the world—yes, we have filthy tweeters from all walks of life At 8 PM Eastern the FT’s cohtest You get one tweet, one hashtag, and one chance to shine

I don’t win anye But back ere first putting this together my tweets took me to Dirty Heaven time after time after tihtly and the group was ser friends Each co ould benefit froirls picked models or rock stars

I only ever had one hn Asher

Yes, the Vaughn Asher A Hollywood legend He started out in the boy band 2 Far Out, then when his angelic voice changed as he hit puberty he graduated into Disney sitcoms Most child actors would fade after that, never able to hn Asher doubled down on the workouts—gaining the title of Most Envied Body in Hollywood six years in a row froazine—and the preteen wannabe turned into an action-hero heartthrob overnight

Just thinking his naeous That messy dark hair that ht abs that just ue all over thee, boy He’s never done any nudes so I have to use ination is vivid I have a very clear picture

Besides, you knohat they say about a hn Asher has incredible thue feet They say that too

Yes, doing filthy things to his six-foot-two frame has been my idea of Dirty Heaven for al iinable about him, but that’s not true I never run out of ideas It’s like my brain only exists to compose a one-hundred-and-forty-character sentence that will turn him red

That’s s to

Chapter Two

ThanksForTheFuck

“I’M afraid you’re going to have to leave,” I tell the dark-haired beauty crawling towards me on the floor of my suite

Her , butacross the floor and picking up dust I need to speak to the maids about the dust