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Chapter 1

A heavy bang hasaround to the door of the pool house to find Eli standing proud with a grin across his face Penis balloons get shoved through the door and fly to the ceiling revealing the penis shaped hat on his head and pant’s down around his ankles with his dick staring back at me

My eyes bug out of h h the door with his cock hanging low and in one easy swoop, he starts wind into the sky

“I’M FUCKING SYPHILIS FREE AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO YOU”

What the fuck kind of bullshit have I invited intodick?

It circles at least five full rotations before he reels that aze away “What the hell are you doing?” I screech, pulling back as he starts racing toward me

He launches himself across the roorip curls aroundme with love “Get your dirty dick away from me, you skank ass whore”

His groin wriggles against hs proudly, his excited grin beco infectious “This dick is as clean as they coht even let you touch it”

“NO God, no Get it away from me”

Eli laughs and finally relents, releasing his strong grip and allowing ets back to his feet with his jeans hanging around his ankles, and as he goes to bend to hoist theston steps out of the bathroo stop

Eli’s eyes bug out of his head and his pants are torn up his legs so damn fast that I start to worry about the likelihood of his dick getting caught in his zipper I rollhim die of embarrassment as the penis hat swiftly falls from his head

Langston’s eyes narrow and flick betweenon here Eh it shouldn’t, and I’ht red cheeks as the officer makes his way back toward the couch

Eli doesn’t care forme from a threat will always codamn well that when there’s a cop in a rooood news “Who the fuck are you?”

“Eli,” I hiss as Langston’s hand hovers above the gun at his hip, clearly recognizing the massive blackspider tattoo on his neck as theFor fuck’s sake I loveift and other tihtston was just taking my statement”

“Your statelare at me “The fuck, Ocean? You know better than to talk to the cops about your shit Nic said we’ll handle it”

I clenchston has a death wish and provokes hi in my town? You must be lost, boy”

Eli spins back around, looking as though he just stepped right out of hell “Boy?” he says, dehtmare, and if anyone is lost around here, it’s you”

“Black Widow’s are not welcome here”

Eli takes a step forward, showing that he’s not about to back down “Black Widows have been running this fucking town since you were in diapers, boy,” Eli spits, h my mind

Langston looks around Eli and catchesyou, ma’am?”