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Secondly, I’ets ood career that lets me enjoy the bestfamily “Emo” doesn’t exist in my vocabulary, but YOLO should’ve been my middle name

Next up is Delores Warren—Dee, if you want to stay on her good side By today’s standards it’s an unusual name, but for her it’s a perfect fit She’s unusual—different—in all the best kinds of ways She’s brutally honest, eive a rat’s ass what people think of her She’s true to herself and ies for what she wants or who she is She’s wild and beautiful—like an undohbred that runs best without a saddle

And that here I alht I had the patience for it, but I pushed too hard and pulled too much on the reins So she broke them

Are you offended that I compared the woman I love to a horse? Get the fk over it—this is not a tale the PC police will enjoy

But I’ ahead of myself Just know that Kate Brooks is our coworker and Delores’s best friend—the Shirley to Dee’s Laverne And in all the years I’ve known Drehich is every one of them—I’ve never seen him react to a woh it was , was palpable Anybody with eyes could see they had it bad for each other

Wellanybody but them

Kate, like Delores, is a great girl The type of wo to America, could arouse a man’s intellect as well as his loins

You got all that? Great Let’s get this party started

My life changed about four weeks ago On a nore

Four weeks earlier

“Matthew Fisher, Jack O’Shay, Drew Evans, this is Dee-Dee Warren”

There’s no such thing as love at first sight It’s just not possible Sorry to ruin your fantasy, but that’s how it is Ignorance ht feel like bliss, but when you peel away the happy layer, it’s still just a lack of information

To really love another person, you have to know them—their quirks, their dreaths, weaknesses, and flaws Have you heard that quote fros: “Love is patient, love is kind”? I havebreath Thinking they’re beautiful, even when their nose is Rudolph-red and their hair is bird’s nest crazy Love isn’t putting up with so them because of them