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Chapter 1

During the last feeeks, it’s been brought to my attention that sometimes women actually like to cry They cry over books, TV shows, those awful abused-ani down to purposely watch so sense

But that’s okay; I’ I will never understand about irlfriend Dee Warren is officially irlfriend

One irlfriend—Delores—mine

Repeating it ht irl, but I don’t give a damn Because it was a hard-won victory—if you knehat I had to go through to make her mine, you’d understand

Anyway, back to what I was saying Chicks like to cry—but this isn’t one of those stories There’s no dying best friends, no dark tortured pasts, no hidden secrets, no sparkly vampire breakups, and no kinky fkery

Wellokaythere’s some kinky fkery—but it’s the happy kind

This is a story about a player, who irl They fall in love and the player changes his ways forever It’s a story you’ve probably heard before,is, while he and Kate were figuring their shit out? There was this whole alternate universe going on with Delores and me that you don’t know about So stick around, even if you think you already know the ending Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way

Before we start, there’s soreat guy, a true best friend If ere the Rat Pack, he’d be Frank Sinatra, I’d be Dean Martin Although Drew and I are tight, we differ in our opinions about women At this point in our tale, he sees hiot all these rules about never bringing a chick to his apart someone he works with, and the Cardinal Rule: Never hook up with the same woman twice

I, on the other hand, don’t care where I get laid—my place, her place, the observation deck of the E

That was a great night

I’h irls in , coffee-obsessed women with an unpleasant chip on their shoulders I have no proble out with the saood ti down—e, kids, the whole deal

But while I’ a blast with all the Ms Wrongs